naughty chair

My husband said my behaviour today is good, but if I'm naughty again he'll consider getting a chair like this:

And he said he'll make me sit there facing the wall with my hands on my head / holding a bible with both of my hands above the head.

And he might make me keep the pacifier in my mouth / read aloud the lines I've written about my own offenses to make me feel ashamed of what I've done.

And he might make the timeout longer if I do not sit properly / keep moving my body.

And he might undress me leaving only my bra and panties and put a nursery cane / IKEA flat hanger on my lap which I will be punished with after the timeout.

No :( I don't want a chair like this...

"Then be a good girl" my husband said.