a husband with high expectations

My husband sent me this, cos I've recently started learning German.

This one is simple enough for me. It can be translated as:

Do you have any hobby?
Sleeping.
No, I mean something more active.
Eating.









I said it sounds like an ideal life to me, just sleeping and eating.

My husband was a bit surprised I said that. Then he suddenly kept a straight face and said he knows I'm capable of doing many things well, and I shouldn't be wasting my time and talents.

Then we had a totally nonsense dialogue...
Me: I like sleeping and eating. Can do it the whole day.
Hubby: I like spanking your bottom. Can do it the whole day if you keep talking nonsense.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!